Do you have a PlayStation 3? Do you want to own Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare for𓆏 use on the aforementionedꦿ console and have not purchased it yet? Is your name Steve?
If you answered, “Yes,” to all of these questions, I am speaking directly to you right now. Steve, I just wanted to let you know that Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare is for today only. It’s priced at $28.98 which is, as you know, a savings of twenty-one dollars. Why, that’s more than enough cash left over to pick up that other toy you had your eye on. Yeah, the one with the rotating bit. Oh, and tell Janice I conveyed my deep regret at her recent loss.
I suppose the rest of you non-Steves can take advantage of the deal also. Just know that I didn’t rush over here to post this specifically for your benefit. This one was for Steve.
Published: Jun 22, 2009 08:00 am