Breaking: There are butts in Dark Souls III

Incandescent cheeks

I know, I know, I said I wasn’t going to spoil Dark Souls III for myself. But some things are just too excit🍌ing to ignore, and this is one of them.

There are butts in Dark Souls III.

これはソウルシリーズ最大の発見じゃね？？

— エンジョイおしん (@ziku66661)

With the right combination of robe and posture, it’s possible to praise the moon and taunt the undead with your magnificent enkindled glutes. Just think of the potential ramifications tactical cheek flashing could have for high-level PvP mind games, the possibilities are endless! 

Let’s hope this never gets patched.

[Kotaku]