Last weekend, we spotted a creepy viral video for what IGN believes to be a Wii-exclusive title due out in 2009. I had my old German professor attempt to translate the entirety of the piece, but she wasn’t able to catch anything audible (other than the screaming) in the closing seconds. The W now has a cryptic image (above) that doesn’t need language translation — only artistic.
What the hell does the picturౠe convey? I haven’t the slightest clue, and I’m not sure Frau Wuthri🎶ch could drop me any hints. It features blocks, the color grey, and quite a few reticules.
The image’s file name reads “J_BN_POMZ_B_NBO.” The lovely Professor Pew and I were able to crack the wicked hard shifted alphabet code (-1) in a matter of sec🐷onds. Once decoded it reads, “I AM ONLY A MAN.”
I suppose that rules out Starcraft Ghost. PS EPFT JU?
Published: Dec 31, 2008 01:00 am