Still a better dad than Goku
I thought the hype was nothing but bluster. I thought the critics were wrong. I thought, for a fleeting second, that You Were Never Really Here was going to be una꧂ble to live up to both its potential and overwhelming praise.
But bloody hell is it a damn good movie, one of the best of the year; like a violence-fueled amalgamation of Drive and Taxi Driver with Joaquin Phoenix delivering a typic🧸ally powerful performance.
Oh yeah, and God of War came out and turned out to beౠ one of the best exclusives around, on any system.
Also, I apologise for how untimely this blog is. I have been trying to juggle so much as of late, CotW fell pretty hard and fast on my “to-do” list. I’ve been so busy, I haven’t really had much time to get into God of War and despite a few gripes with the camera, overall it is easily a shoe-in for my game of the year list – even if it’s the only new game I have played this year (besides Super Mario Odyssey) to actually be outstanding.
Anyhoo, enough downer stuff, let’s talk about you…or those of you who I like enough to put on the list at least.
Game and Watch this trailer forℱ Kingdom He𓄧arts III mini-games
Linkle, Lana and more appear in this 🅺Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition trailer
TheLimoMaker: You want memes? Because that’s how you get memes.
GOG is running a sale on its 🍸most-wishlisted games
TheLimoMaker: That is profoundly silly, I hope y🤡ou have a good day at the Ministry.
The Star Wars Battlefront II loot box fiasco single-handedly shifted EA’s approach to monetization
TheLimoMaker: So many British comedy references, so litt🌸le time.
TheLimoMaker: It all started when I relapsed with Battlefield 1…
Castlevania: Gri𓆏moire of Souls ann🐻ounced for iOS devices
TheLimoMaker: I am still amped to play Silent Hill: Battle Royale.
New Full Metal Panic! Fight! Wh🎀o Dares ꦕWins trailer may as well spoil the whole anime
TheLimoMaker: Always remember who best girl is.
Dark Souls R🔯emastered and the Solaire amiibo have been delayed on S💃witch
TheLimoMaker: Oh I get it, it’s a Marvel reference!
TheLimoMaker: The blight of Dark Souls rears its head again.
BioWare boss talks how Anthem will 🎶🅰address the failures of Mass Effect: Andromeda
TheLimoMaker: Next they’ll make Respawn work on a third-person horror game.
TheLimoMaker: Lovely imagery.
Originally Zelda: Breath of🍬 the Wild had a much darker look
TheLimoMaker: Frank seems like a cool dude.
Activision has reportedly dropped the single-player campaign from Call ꦕof Duty: Black Ops 4
TheLimoMaker: Give them to me in my veins!
TheLimoMaker: I’ve seen the one about the plumber and the farm-girl one too many times though.
TheLimoMaker: Black Ops had a couple of really solid campaigns too.
Reflecting on𒊎 the recent history and future of the collec𓄧tathon platformer
TheLimoMaker: That image makes Ubisoft executives stiff at the ꦓsight of it.
Get a better look at Microsoft’s new granular avatar system by way of a leaked video
TheLimoMaker: I wear a floral dress on hot days…now I just need a replacement arm.
EA is reportedly 🌱workin🧔g on a Battlefield battle royale
TheLimoMaker: I am with you there, comrade.
David Leitch signs on to direct The Divisioꦇn movie
TheLimoMaker: That is the look of a man who has seen the Assassin’s Creed movie.
The Netherlands has declared some loot boxes ♊𝄹as gambling
TheLimoMaker: Huh, science and shit.
Director Cory Barlog up🅘loadsღ emotional reaction video to God of War scores
TheLimoMaker: I am evidently not a nice guy.
Nintendo Labo replacement parts won’t break the bank
TheLimoMaker: Like Nintendo need a regular fortune.
TheLimoMaker: That smile will haunt me forever.
TheLimoMaker: I look forward to God of War 2 on the PlayStation 5 and PlayStation 2.
Uhh, I guess there’s a new Doom movie…?
TheLimoMaker: I genuinely guffawed at that. Tha𒀰t is one damn 🐭long advertisement.
That’s it from me here, folks. I’m hoping that, when my next edition rolls around, my deadlines will all be sorted and I can finally rest up for the long stretch of work over the summer.
That means QPosts will be back! Hooray!
I hope you all have a lovely day.
Published: May 3, 2018 06:00 pm