Cult of the Lamb strips down in the upcoming Sins of the Flesh update

Massive Monster has announced that the next major free update for 2022’s Cult of the Lamb will be coming early next year. It’s Sins of the Flesh, and that’s it. That’s so far.

I hate it when this happens, because I feel like it’s important to let everyone know that this update is soon to exist, but I also don’t have many details to share. They’re teasing that it’s “new features, stories,💖 and more!” We can s♊peculate, so let’s do that.

Hmm. The animals in the key art that was shared are all in the buff. Their alleged special bits are obscured by leaves, and there’s some weird one-eyed tentacle thing in the middle. That’s pretty suggestive. It’s also called Sins of the Flesh, which usually refers to the horizontal hustle. Lust. Trading genetics. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, aܫsk your parents.

So, I’m guessing – and this is pure spꦫeculation – that you’ll be allowed to take your relationship with your cultists to the next level. Third base. 🤡Maybe home plate. Maybe beyond (to the dugout?)

Yep. That must be it. Sins of the Flesh is the nude patch we’ve all been waiting for. The “not rated by the ESRB” update. Because, I mean, what else are cults for? We’ve already got some doomsday stuff rolling around 🌟in the base version. The only thing cults are good for, aside fro🐽m tax evasion, is some questionable sex stuff. This is exactly the sort of DLC that my cult, , has been waiting for.

Cult of the Lamb is available for PC, Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X|S. The Sins of the Flesh update is scheduled for early next year.