Deadly Premonition: The Director’s Cut … in the coffee

When review copies get messy

A box arrived for me today, and I had a good idea of what it was. Not only was I expecting Deadly Premonition: Director’s Cut to arrive today, the package absolutely stank of raw coffee and toothpaste. It c🦩ould only be one thing. 

Unfortunately, the box also r♛attled tremendously when shaken, leading me to suspect I was to fish my game out of a load of coffee beans. 

Yes. That’s what I had to do. 

The things I do for love. 

How to review Deadly Premonition: Director’s Cut

1: Observe Box. Curse Life.

2: Pour.

3. Pour.

4. Splat!

5. Create Beany Monument.