Destructoid shirts will protect your torso from sun rays!

✅ This article is over 13 years old and may contain outdated information

Recommended Videos

Sun rays are bad! Didn’t you know? The government secretly created videogames to keep people inside and away from the sun after all. Still, you sometimes have to leave the the house for things like candy brain fuel. Lucky for you, Destructoid shirts have been designed to protect 50 percent of your body from the sun. Add in for 20 percent more protection and then cover your body with our and for 356 percent protection! MATHS!

Speaking of maths, did you know we only have FOUR ($14.95) t-shirts left? There are only four ($12.95) t-shirts left and the Retro Force Go ($12.95) shirts AND are drying up pretty fast! There’s still some left for only $5 too.

All of the shirts listed just now are on their final run, so THEY’LL NEVER BE BACK ONCE THEY’RE ALL GONE!

Own a Destructoid shirt already? Email us a picture of you ꩲrocking a shirt or leave your image in the comments below!

[Photo: Andreas Merriott reppin Dtoid.]


Destructoid is supported by our audience. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn a small affiliate commission. Learn more about our Affiliate Policy
More Stories To Read
Author