Two-thousand and seventy-nice
[Update: Success! The designer of the fuel cell got in touch with me and I was able to get the unit 🐭working. Images are in the gallery below: it alternates between and lighting, triggered by a motion sensor.]
What are the odds of getting number 69 out of 77?
Well, one in 77. But it kind of 💛rules when you hit the j𝓀ackpot, right?
In an extremely “what even is this post? sort of fashion, I’m reporting on one of the weirdest items I’ve gotten over the years: a Cyberpunk 2077 fuel cell from 🅺Doritos. The gaming pope would be proud. Praise b🃏e.
Today the innocuous-looking box came in the mail, and it’s literally a fuel cell statue with a pack of Doritos in it. The Doritos company (which is hopefully still ran by Mr. Dorito – he demands a tight ship!) assures us that it is a limited edition item, and that “only 77 in the world have ever been printed.” Whoa.
. And here’s the bad news: it doesn’t turn on because my power switch is possibly busted, so it’ll have to make due as a statue somewhere, probably next to my Borderlands loot crate [Fixed!].
The numerical victory is too much. It’s too Destructoid to not share.
Published: Dec 10, 2020 01:00 pm