Dungeons 3 releases into the Overworld today with accompanying livestream

Narrator promises evil, excessive narration

Do you like sitting in the cold and t♏h✃e dark? Do you slap things that work inefficiently? Is most of your time spent making up Excessively-Hyphenated-Names and speaking in the third person?

Then boy, do I have the game for you. Totally-not-Dungeon-Keeper-management-sim Dungeons 3 arrives on PC and Linux today, with console versions taking a more leisurely route to show up on the 17th. I assume it’s to look cool, but who are they really kidding? Themselves, that’s who.

In order to celebrate the release, Kalpyso will in o𝄹rder to show the final build of the title and ans🌟wer questions.

Promising (during the game itself, no less), that it is “way better than Dungeons 1 and 2” (and I’m going to take their word on that), Dungeons 3 follows The-Evil-Of-Many-Many-Names as it finds new lands to conquer and perform༺s stereotypical acts of evil while Kevan Brighting comments on it. For this venture, the title promises:

• A fully reworked RTS mode for Overworld combat.
• A 20 mission campaign, randomized skirmish mode, more rooms/abilities than previous games. and everything is set up for online coop.
• Kevan Brighting and his voice. Also at one point he summons cows.

Having played through a few missions, I can say that while your mileage may vary on the humor, I’m enjoying the gameplay, which mixes up the traditional formula more than I had anticipated.