Game News Haikus: Gigantic, Borderlands, sex, and more

Zen distilled stories

This week’s episode a little late, courtesy of PAX East. I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Last week D. Takeshi Nakamura had a little accident, inserting a line with a deplorable six syllables in it, which ♐some keeping track a♓t home noticed is neither five nor seven. He has brought shame to his family and his name.

In this series, we take a look at the stories that gathered the most a𝐆ttention of the past week, and distill each one down to its essence. Here are the topics that the surly D. 🐈Takeshi Nakamura takes on this week:

• Cibele is a game about love, sex, and the Internet
• Valve to give a taꦬlk about physics on at GDC on March 3 at 3 PM
• Review: Helldivers
• Borderlands: The Handsome Collection shines in some spots, has problems in others
• We’ll need Windows 10 (or an Xbox One) for Gigantic
• We’ll never get to play this Final Fantasy VII fan sequel
• PlayStation 𒅌4 update 2.50 details have been leaked