Garfield Kart: Furious Racing is fine and all, but when are we getting a horror game?

Dibs on Nermal

In a world where exists, it’s not that wild to see another Garfield Kart pop up out of the abyss. The next one – Garfield Kart: Furious Racing – looks very much like an extension of . It’s heading to PC, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Nintendo Switch on November 5.

Microids shared a few rudimentary details about Furious Racing today, including the playable roster – Garfield, Odie, Jon, Nermal, Arlene, Liz, Harry, and Squeak – and modes. It’s just going to be the standard Single Race, Time Trial, and Grand Prix with four-player split-screen and eight-player online.

Are any of you going to play this? Probably not. That’s the same week as Death Stranding! Will it come up again and again as a cheeky reference? Absolutely. Garfield Kart is total comment-section fodder.

More than anything, this news coverage is an inelegant opportunity to mention something I’ve been meaning to bring up for a long time now: . The creator, Lumpy Touch, has dreamed up quite the nightmare.

Hav🉐e y🅰ou seen this shit? You need to see this shit!

Garfield will outlive us all.