Is Shrek better remembered as a movie or as a meme at this point? Maybe both, but speaking of internet fame, here’s how you create Shrek in .
Note that there are many ways to get to a given creation, so this is but one m🎃ethod. However, it’s a pretty dir✃ect and sort of cryptic way to do it. There may be better ways, but I’m pretty confident this is among the quickest.
Weirdly, it starts with an island, which i♍s cr💝eated using:
- Water + Water = Lake
- Lake + Water = Ocean
- Ocean + Earth = Island
Then we need a swamp, but it’s not what you’re thinking. This formula makes no sense, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves. Letsဣ make aꦦ swamp:
- Water + Fire = Steam
- Steam + Earth = Mud
- Mud + Water = Swamp
Okay, now tha🍸t we have a swamp and an island, we can create an ogre𒐪. This is how you do it:
- Swamp + Island = Loch Ness
- Loch Ness + Mud = Monster
- Monster + Earth = Troll
- Troll + Monster = Ogre
You may think that we can now just put swamp and ogre together and get swamp. No, I’m sorry, that creates the Loch Ness Monster, which is weird to begin with. ಞNext, we’re going to need a house. Preꦡtty simple formula:
- Mud + Fire = Brick
- Brick + Earth = House
Next, we needꦏ a ghost. If this logic has lost you, just tr🔜ust me. We’re almost there.
- House + Ogre = Haunted House
- Haunted House = Monster = Ghost
Now, we combine ghost and ogre and get our Shrek.
- Ghost + Ogre = Shrek
Came out of nowhere, didn’t it? How does a ghost and an ogre equate to Shrek? I can’t answer🎉 that. It makes pretty near zero sense t🧔o me. To carry on with this, combine Shrek with a Ghost to get a donkey. Combine Donkey with Shrek to get love. Isn’t that sweet?
Published: Feb 6, 2024 12:27 pm