If you’re fluent in Japanese, this Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 commercial is for you

All superheroes are avengers, it’s what they do

Reader, I assure you it is not a Good Content Strategy to tell people they need to speak another language — a different one than the post is written in — in order to appreciate the material. This headline was a very dumb decision.

But, I don’t know, a lot of people are talking about Avengers today, and Marvel Ultimate Alliance seems like Avengers on steroids. It’s all the same people, plus the X-Men (and more), without half of them conveniently culled because a purple geologist completed his rock collection. This may be of interest to some of you, even if it’s in Japanese.

Also, the stakes are way lower. It’s 30 seconds rather than three hours. If you need to pee halfway through, you can just hit the pause button. Make the responsible choice and watch this Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order trailer rather than go to Endgame. They’re basically the same thing.