Open your mind’s eye to the mastery of stopping time with full body oil coverage
If that fedora-wearing loser couldn’t stop Lyle, then what makes you think time could? What even is time? I think this “time” is a false concept. But, you know what isn’t? This very video game news show you’re watching now! Which today, includes the following:
- Tomorrow we’ll have one final Smash-related Nintendo Direct!
- PlayStation Classic announces its full lineup of games!
- 2B from NieR: Automata is in Soulcalibur VI, and more!
But, to make matters even worse, Nintendo has announced a Direct for tomorrow after our wonderful weekly news programming has a chance to discuss it. They think they can use “൲time” against us? Agains💙t Lyle? Against me!?
They can play their little game, with their silly Grinch rumors and talk of “dates,” and this stupid thing called “November.” I ain’t buying it. I know this is targeted specifically at Pregame Discharge. Now, maybe it’s the lack of sleep over these past 141 hours talking, but I know a ploy and conspiracy when I see one.
I won’t stand for it. Soon, we shall conquer this false concept of “time” with enough body oil and caffeine — we will both be unstoppable.
Discharged question of the week:
Which character are you most excited for in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate?
Published: Oct 31, 2018 07:00 pm