JOURNALISM: Ubisoft bringing Imagine Reporter to the DS

In a move that will prove popular with lovers of JOURNALISM everywhere, a on the ESRB’s Web site has revealed that Ubisoft is bringing a game called Imagine Reporter to the Nintendo ꦡDS. But whaཧt will this game about JOURNALISM entail, you ask? Using my skills of JOURNALISM I have copied and pasted the product summary directly below this paragraph so that you might be informed.

This is a simulation game in which pl♎ayers assume the role of an aspiring journalist as she works her way from local reporter to the host of a TV news show. Players engage in mini-games such as taking notes, filming news segments, investigating photos, and interviewing people.

There you go, JOURNALISM in its finest, probably 2D form. I do take offence at the usage of the word “mini-games,” though. As anyone involved in any way with JOURNALISM well knows, there’s nothing mini about it; it’s hugely serious business in every situation. I can forgive it in this instance, though, since it was probably hastily scribbled by some office intern t▨hat is unfami🦂liar with the ways of proper JOURNALISM.

We here at Destruct🎃oid will keep you up date if and when any new information is shed on this totally serious, JOURNALISM understanding s꧑oftware that instructs neophytes (or JUSTIN, for short).