Look out Jordan, there’s something behind you!

Brothers in Arms

Something disastrous almost happened this morning. Jordan, an important COG in the Destructoid machine, was nearly gutted by a monster! It would’ve been a real low point for his blogging career, to have been torn apart limb by limb as a Swarm Snatcher drags his viscera across the Xbox Showcase. Who even knows if worker’s comp would pay out for that!

Lucky for him, I was there to lend a bro a helping hand. These are some guns that don’t need active reload.