MS overdelivers value with free Xbox One Avatar shirt

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Oh, Microsoft. Again you open the floodgates of charity and let the waters of value drench your consumers until they’re to the point of drowning in hot deals and fun times. It’s no surprise that the people, your people, have gathered en masse to sing the praises of your generosity.

Not long ago, you benevolently declared that the Xbox One “overdelivers value,” but apparently it doesn’t stop there. Oh, no! Now you’ve bestowed upon us a that sports the radiant logo of your upcoming wondermachine? Thanks for throwing us an (X)bone; we’re not deserving of this sort of philanthropic gesture.

[Major Nelson]