Nugget Royale is my new lunchtime browser distraction

There’s a simple joy to time-wasters

I’m not above spending a sleepy lunch break on browser games, even when I could be out for a relaxing stroll, reading a book, meditating, or accomplishing something else – literally anything at all – instead.

And so I bring you this silly little game, , in the hope that I’m not alone.

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— Nugget Royale (@NuggetRoyale)

Nugget Royale is fleeting but enjoyable while it lasts, playing more like a chaotic Fuzion Frenzy minigame than the “Royale” in its name implies. Flap around, dodge meat cleavers, and don’t fall into the grinder pit – that’s about it, really. Someone will do better than you, and you’ll try again until you’re bored.

Next time you’re looking for a mindless time-waster, consider giving it a chance.