Pre-order Remember Me and get some Street Fighter moves

You can kinda sorta see them in this video!

I’m just going to cut to the curious chase here: if you decide to pre-order the upcoming memory-punching, lady-starring, Capcom-published game Remember Me from either Best Buy, Amazon, or Steam, you’ll be granted the use of three iconic Street Fighter moves to hurt people with. The three moves are Guile’s Flash Kick, Chun-Li’s Spinning Bird Kick, and the Dragon Punch (which transcends any one character). 

If you watch the embedded video you can almost see them in action, behind the jarring transitions and text all over the everywhere. Seriously, what the hell is going on in this video? Each move is obfuscated and shown for maybe one second. You had one job, video. One flippin’ job.