Ronnie James Dio is lost in a cairn

Cairn? Cave? Cavern? Something.

My old roommate told me there’s some trick to Skyrim dungeons where if you follow one of the walls all the way around, you’ll find the exit, or something, but I never listened to him. I’m still actually mad because he buckled my frying pan by dunking it in cold water, so now it rises up in the middle, so when I cook eggs, they always run off to one side. He’s a good guy, though. He played an archer with like a level 100 sneak, and then his PS3 bricked. Poor guy.

Here’s some more of our Ronnie James Dio vi-DIO series. Ahem. Video.