Sebil Engineering is a game about brute-force direction of traffic, available today

Do you hate traffic? Do you yearn to punish drivers? Sebil Engineering is a jank-pop game about directing a steady stream of traffic using only terraforming tools. It’s ava✃ilable today on Steam and Itch.

As a pedestrian, cars are my mortal enemy. Unfortunately, so far, my only way of fighting back against them is with my fists. I guess that’s because I chose to write about video games rather than become a civil engineer. According to Sebil Engineering, they are given pipe-wrenches that can increase or decreas🌟e the💟 height of nodes on the edges of roads to give traffic a shunt in the correct direction.

Each level begins with a str𒁏eam of cars pouring in from the margins. Your job is to change the heights of the road to direct that stream to the correct spot. I imagine that’s what getting up to pee at night is like for men.

Sebil Engineering includes more than 40 levels of Lemmings-like ♏carnage. It boasts “high detail traffic simulation” and “realistic civil engineering.” The trailers available🌟 support both of those bullet points.

Real talk: I’ve got a lot of steam built up, and Sebil Engineering looks like a good way to let it out. I’m also in love with jank-pop, which is to say, games that look like they match the very worst examples from a bygone era. See also Suburban Basketball and Slayers X: Terminal Aftermath: Vengeance of the Slayer.

Sebil Engineering is available right now for PC on and .