It doesn’t even have the French Goth one
When esoteric publisher Microids announced that we were getting five Smurfs games in as many years, we all laughed, then we cried a little, then laughed more to alleviate the pain. But it seems that we all had a lot of growing u♋p to do, as Microids has channeled that bemuseme🧸nt into sadistic determination.
Following up the fall 2021 release of platform adventure , the French publisher has now moved on to that second video game genre detailed in the Big Book of IP Licensing: Kart Racing. Smurfs Kart will see the little blue buggers taking to the rural raceway in a selection of rickety-looking wooden karts, loaded for bear with s🐷pecial items and unique abilities.
Players can choose from The Main One, The One With The Chef’s Hat, The Old One, Smurfette, or The Others. (Kinda ‘sus that I only know Smurfette by name, frankly), before hitting a series of woodland tracks in what is sure to be the bog-standard Mario Kart template that has been previously adopted by The Simpsons, Wacky Races, Garfield, Family Guy, Shrek, Angry Birds, LEGO, Nicktoons, Hello Kitty, Woody Woodpecker, Danger Mouse, and fucking M&Ms.
Honestly, once Sonic and Sega All-Star Racing Transformed was released, we already had a grandstand champion. Still, now we’ve done platformer and kart racing, we have no choice but to go to the obligatory next stage: Smurfs Wrestling.
Smurfs Kart is currently in developmen🔯t for Nintendo Switch. It is expected t🥀o launch this winter.
Published: Jun 28, 2022 02:00 pm