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*Soun﷽d the alarm*: Elden Ring has a Steam page

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How is this a story?

🅷 *Sound the alar𓆉m*: Elden Ring has a Steam page

Jordan Devore Aug 6, 2021

Y’know, I would’ve been fine never seeing a Big Daddy’s face beneath the helmet

Jordan Devore Jul 6, 2021

Rockin’ Stone: You can skip all your life, but not go anywhere

Earnest Cavalli Nov 5, 2007

Jap𒁃anese devs nervous about Wii, tiny singing girls, underwater nuclear testing

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