Skyrim: a man rests against a cow that's lying down by some stone steps.
Image via shadowman2777/Nexus Mods.

Time to cuddle cows with this Skyrim mod

How a-moo-zing (not even sorry).

I can’t speak for everyone, of course, but when I play Skyrim, I seldom stop to admire the wildlife that frolics throughout this cold slice of Tamriel anymore. I think I’ve just played the game so much that I’ve gradually become numb to any visual allure. But with the power of modding, I can learn to truly appreciate TES5 once more.

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Thanks to Nexus Mods user , I can now sleep with a cow. No, no. Not like that. Please try to focus here. I mean, “Sleep With Any Cow Shout” is a way of chilling with a fellow bovine creature while out and about in Skyrim.

Skyrim: a character rests against a cow as a woman in a pink dress stands close by.
Image via shadowman2777 / Nexus Mods.

If you just want to kick back with a furry wild beast (again, drag your mind out of the gutter), you can employ this custom Shout, which will allow you to cuddle up t😼o any cow you target. Why would you want to do this? Why are you being so judgmental, is my rebuttal.

Fus-Cow-Dah!

Seriously, look how chilled out the guy in the image above looks, craning his neck to feel rested against the animal’s stomach. Ignore the well-endowed woman in the neon pink cocktail dress who’s standing nearby. I’m sure she’s not related to the mod.

Oh, there is one thing I should probably say. While, yes, there are cows in Skyrim, they don’t appear like the ones in the images shared by shadowman2777 on Nexus. This is because – according to the description – this mod seems to require another download: “FNIS Creatures.” I’m not sure if this is for the animations or these particular types of cows. In any case, if you need it, you can download if from .

By now, you should all have enough Skyrim mods installed to make the aging RPG look like a different game entirely. No, but seriously, if Bethesda doesn’t let us mod The Elder Scrolls 6 by improving the visuals, adding custom quests, or for some𓄧 reason, what e𓂃ven is the point?


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