Viva Pinata is in your paradise, troubling it (on September 5)

If you’re an overgrown man-child like me, you’ll no doubt be looking forward to the rather gorgeous Viva Piñata: Trouble in Paradise. Microsoft the Rare sequel for us, and fans of candy-stuffed incestuous rabbits can look forward to September 5, unless, of course, any delays rear their loaths💮ome heads.

As well as a date, we now have our grimy claws on some new details as well, including the out-of-garden environments where players are expected to coax and lure Piñata back to their gardens — kind of like pedophilia, only slightly more colorful. If you want some Pengums or Pollybears, for instance, you need to scour the Piñarctic. Similarly, Dessert Desert🐷 Camellos and Jameleons need to ඣbe found in warmer climates. 

I must say though — Dessert Desert Camellos and Pollybears? They’re reaching already, I fear. Methinks it’s time Rare seriously entertained my Viva Piñarcotics idea.