{"id":181536,"date":"2016-03-14T22:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-03-15T02:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/that-sure-is-a-bloodborne-werewolf-jerking-off\/"},"modified":"2016-03-14T22:00:00","modified_gmt":"2016-03-15T02:00:00","slug":"that-sure-is-a-bloodborne-werewolf-jerking-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/that-sure-is-a-bloodborne-werewolf-jerking-off\/","title":{"rendered":"That sure is a Bloodborne werewolf jerking off"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 id=\"so-wrong-yet-so-right\">So wrong, yet so right<\/h2> <p>On weekdays, I typically wake up to a couple hundred fresh emails sitting in my inbox. When events are happening, like this week&#8217;s Game Developers Conference in San Francisco (which I&#8217;m not even attending!), things can get considerably more wild. Everyone has something to pitch.<\/p> <p>Against all odds, the first email that caught my attention today was, no joke, &#8220;A Bloodborne werewolf jerking off.&#8221; I couldn&#8217;t not click it immediately. Can you blame me?<span class=\"J-J5-Ji\"><\/span><\/p> <p><span class=\"J-J5-Ji\">Upon further inspection, the email was from Darren. It contained a gif.<br \/><\/span><\/p> <p><span class=\"J-J5-Ji\"><\/p> <div   id="gqq8s83tkl"    style=\"position:relative;padding-bottom:calc(100% \/ 1.78)\"><\/iframe><\/div> <p><\/span><\/p> <p><span class=\"J-J5-Ji\">This might just be the crown jewel of funny physics-based mishaps in From Software games.<br \/><\/span><\/p> <p>Even better: the automated name for the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/gfycat.com\/DefensivePoisedAmericanwarmblood\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">gfycat link<\/a> is &#8220;DefensivePoisedAmericanwarmblood.&#8221;<\/p> <p>[Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/PS4\/comments\/4aautb\/bloodborne_gif_nsfw_beasts_all_over_the_shop\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">reddit<\/a>]<\/p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":181534,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"article_type":"","gamurs_wordpress_blocks_hide_tags":false,"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"apple_news_api_created_at":"","apple_news_api_id":"","apple_news_api_modified_at":"","apple_news_api_revision":"","apple_news_api_share_url":"","apple_news_coverimage":0,"apple_news_coverimage_caption":"","apple_news_is_hidden":false,"apple_news_is_paid":false,"apple_news_is_preview":false,"apple_news_is_sponsored":false,"apple_news_maturity_rating":"","apple_news_metadata":"\"\"","apple_news_pullquote":"","apple_news_pullquote_position":"","apple_news_slug":"","apple_news_sections":"\"\"","apple_news_suppress_video_url":false,"apple_news_use_image_component":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false},"categories":[1,101],"tags":[8246,875,7081,1724],"internal-label":[],"invoiceable_action":[],"article_type":[],"coauthors":[{"id":10,"display_name":"Jordan Devore","user_login":"Jordan Devore","user_nicename":"jordan-devore"}],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n<title>That sure is a Bloodborne werewolf jerking off &#8211; 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