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This thing is huge<\/h2>

April 15 was my favorite day of 2016. Not only did it mark the return of the hilarious Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt<\/em> on Netflix, but here in the States we finally got Bravely Second: End Layer<\/a><\/em>.<\/p>

As the sequel to one of the best RPGs on Nintendo 3DS, I couldn’t wait to get my hands on the game so I could add it to my collection of games I intend on but probably never will end up playing.<\/p>

When I pre-ordered the thing at Best Buy, I naturally sprung for the collector’s edition; if you’re going to pay money for game you’re probably never going to have time to play, you might as well spend a lot of money. As I waited for the blue shirts to find my game in the backroom (because having it readily available behind the store pick-up counter would have made too much goddamn sense), I reminded myself of everything I was getting with this CE. Not just the game, but a CD, and an art book. I thought the case would be comparable to the last Bravely<\/em> collector’s edition, but I was wrong. Dead wrong.<\/p>

To quote our next president, this thing is “yuge.” Sure, it’s not Europe’s-collector’s-edition big, but it’s still bigger than any CE I had purchased before. As my car struggled to carry me and it at the same time, I knew it was my duty as a high respected gaming journalist<\/span> person with free time to show the world just how big this thing was using waggish photographs and bad photoshops.<\/p>

<\/p>

The Bravely Second: End Layer<\/em> collector’s edition game is bigger than:<\/p>

<\/p>

A standard 3DS game box<\/p>

<\/p>

A standard Wii game box<\/p>

<\/p>

The Bravely Default<\/em> collector’s edition<\/p>

<\/p>

The remainder of my GameCube collection that I can’t play<\/p>

<\/p>

This M\/M historical romance novel<\/p>

<\/p>

The Wii U tablet controller people still argue is too big<\/p>

<\/p>

The John Oliver POP! figure<\/p>

<\/p>

Hulk Hogan’s penis<\/p>

<\/p>

Terry Bollea’s penis<\/p>

<\/p>

Lunch<\/p>

It’s big, right? Shockingly, in my research I did manage to find a few things this collector’s edition is not as big as, including:<\/p>

<\/p>

My Macbook (but just barely)<\/p>

<\/p>

My Wii U physical game collection<\/p>

<\/p>

This unopened Lego set<\/p>

<\/p>

The World of Nintendo Link limited edition action figure<\/p>

<\/p>

Me<\/p>

<\/p>

Reggie Fils-Amie’s head<\/p>

<\/p>

Chris Hemsworth’s unfortunately fake penis<\/p>

<\/p>

Kanye West’s ego<\/p>

<\/p>

Yo 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