{"id":260706,"date":"2020-10-15T18:30:00","date_gmt":"2020-10-15T22:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/"},"modified":"2020-10-15T18:30:00","modified_gmt":"2020-10-15T22:30:00","slug":"contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/","title":{"rendered":"Contest: Win Alpaca Ball: Allstars for Switch"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 id=\"proteck-ya-long-hairy-neck\">Proteck ya long, hairy neck<\/h2> <p><em>In today&#8217;s contest you can win wacky party game <\/em>Alpaca Ball: Allstars<em> for Switch!<\/em><\/p> <p>The prophecy has been foretold! <a href=\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/stories\/rocket-league-is-for-suckers-alpaca-ball-is-where-it-s-at-597182.phtml\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">I covered <em>Alpaca Ball: Allstars<\/em><\/a> way back in the day because I&#8217;m a sucker for dumb games featuring animals. Since I&#8217;m a man of my word, I&#8217;m following up and giving away some Switch copies of this wacky little ditty. Who&#8217;s in, and who&#8217;s a turd who doesn&#8217;t want a free game?<\/p> <p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/iframe><\/p> <p><em>Alpaca Ball: Allstars<\/em> is a goofy take on the rote sport of soccer, featuring alpacas! Use their long, weird necks to swing their heads into a ball, which will hopefully go into the goal. Or use their four legs and bodies to stop said ball from crossing your goal box! There&#8217;s solo career play, co-op, and up to eight players via local multiplayer. Also, you can customize your animals with unlockable accessories.<\/p> <p>I want an alpaca with one of those helicopter beanies. That&#8217;d be really cute, plus it&#8217;d be able to fly away!<\/p> <p>To enter to win your copy, tell us which animals you&#8217;d use to battle the mighty alpaca on the pitch. Would you use a team of dusty armadillos? Maybe some ornery alligators? Sexually aroused anteaters? What does that even mean?<\/p> <p>We have five NA and three EU keys to give away &#8212; <strong>make sure you specify your region in your comment<\/strong>. We&#8217;ll draw winners next Wednesday. Please comment with a Dtoid account with your current email address on file. If you&#8217;re new, <a href=\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/user-signup.phtml?category=Sign%20Up\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">sign up here<\/a> to build a mighty team of animal footballers!<\/p> <p><em>Alpaca Ball: Allstars<\/em> is available now via the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendo.com\/games\/detail\/alpaca-ball-allstars-switch\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Switch eShop<\/a>.<\/p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":260705,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"article_type":"","gamurs_wordpress_blocks_hide_tags":false,"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"apple_news_api_created_at":"","apple_news_api_id":"","apple_news_api_modified_at":"","apple_news_api_revision":"","apple_news_api_share_url":"","apple_news_coverimage":0,"apple_news_coverimage_caption":"","apple_news_is_hidden":false,"apple_news_is_paid":false,"apple_news_is_preview":false,"apple_news_is_sponsored":false,"apple_news_maturity_rating":"","apple_news_metadata":"\"\"","apple_news_pullquote":"","apple_news_pullquote_position":"","apple_news_slug":"","apple_news_sections":"\"\"","apple_news_suppress_video_url":false,"apple_news_use_image_component":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false},"categories":[1,105,181],"tags":[532,134,174,109,384,100],"internal-label":[],"invoiceable_action":[],"article_type":[],"coauthors":[{"id":11,"display_name":"Wes Tacos","user_login":"Wes Tacos","user_nicename":"wes-tacos"}],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n<title>Contest: Win Alpaca Ball: Allstars for Switch &#8211; Destructoid<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Contest: Win Alpaca Ball: Allstars for Switch\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Destructoid\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Destructoid\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2020-10-15T22:30:00+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/606922-AlpacaBallContestSwitchWinDestructoid.jpg\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"1920\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"1080\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Wes Tacos\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@destructoid\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@destructoid\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"NewsArticle\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Wes Tacos\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#\/schema\/person\/332d5bf187216f7f251ddb9f5138fa79\"},\"headline\":\"Contest: Win Alpaca Ball: Allstars for Switch\",\"datePublished\":\"2020-10-15T22:30:00+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2020-10-15T22:30:00+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/\"},\"wordCount\":292,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#organization\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/606922-AlpacaBallContestSwitchWinDestructoid.jpg?fit=1920%2C1080\",\"keywords\":[\"Animals\",\"Competitive Multiplayer\",\"Contest\",\"multiplayer\",\"party\",\"Switch\"],\"articleSection\":[\"News\",\"Nintendo Switch\",\"Sports\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/#respond\"]}],\"copyrightYear\":\"2020\",\"copyrightHolder\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#organization\"}},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/\",\"name\":\"Contest: Win Alpaca Ball: Allstars for Switch &#8211; Destructoid\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/606922-AlpacaBallContestSwitchWinDestructoid.jpg?fit=1920%2C1080\",\"datePublished\":\"2020-10-15T22:30:00+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2020-10-15T22:30:00+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/606922-AlpacaBallContestSwitchWinDestructoid.jpg?fit=1920%2C1080\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/606922-AlpacaBallContestSwitchWinDestructoid.jpg?fit=1920%2C1080\",\"width\":1920,\"height\":1080},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Contest: Win Alpaca Ball: Allstars for Switch\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/\",\"name\":\"Destructoid\",\"description\":\"Probably About Video Games\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#organization\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":\"required name=search_term_string\"}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#organization\",\"name\":\"Destructoid\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/\",\"logo\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/destructoid-logo-new.png?fit=611%2C104\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/destructoid-logo-new.png?fit=611%2C104\",\"width\":611,\"height\":104,\"caption\":\"Destructoid\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\"},\"sameAs\":[\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Destructoid\/\",\"https:\/\/x.com\/destructoid\",\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/destructoid\/\",\"https:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/company\/jbsgame.com\/\",\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/DTOID\"]},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#\/schema\/person\/332d5bf187216f7f251ddb9f5138fa79\",\"name\":\"Wes Tacos\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/34d24897b3a129cdbe08a903b6f0c078\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Wes-Tacos-avatar-96x96.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Wes-Tacos-avatar-96x96.jpg\",\"caption\":\"Wes Tacos\"},\"description\":\"Contest Baboon, part-time Mod, full-time dick joke specialist. Destructoid's official Hot Biscuits. I've personally backed exactly one KickStarter\/crowdfunding project: Sony's PlayStation, by Dtoid community member darrenhupke.\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/author\/wes-tacos\/\"}]}<\/script>\n","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Contest: Win Alpaca Ball: Allstars for Switch &#8211; Destructoid","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Contest: Win Alpaca Ball: Allstars for Switch","og_url":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/","og_site_name":"Destructoid","article_publisher":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Destructoid\/","article_published_time":"2020-10-15T22:30:00+00:00","og_image":[{"width":1920,"height":1080,"url":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/606922-AlpacaBallContestSwitchWinDestructoid.jpg","type":"image\/jpeg"}],"author":"Wes Tacos","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@destructoid","twitter_site":"@destructoid","schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/"},"author":{"name":"Wes Tacos","@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#\/schema\/person\/332d5bf187216f7f251ddb9f5138fa79"},"headline":"Contest: Win Alpaca Ball: Allstars for Switch","datePublished":"2020-10-15T22:30:00+00:00","dateModified":"2020-10-15T22:30:00+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/"},"wordCount":292,"commentCount":0,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#organization"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/606922-AlpacaBallContestSwitchWinDestructoid.jpg?fit=1920%2C1080","keywords":["Animals","Competitive Multiplayer","Contest","multiplayer","party","Switch"],"articleSection":["News","Nintendo Switch","Sports"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/#respond"]}],"copyrightYear":"2020","copyrightHolder":{"@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#organization"}},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/","url":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/","name":"Contest: Win Alpaca Ball: Allstars for Switch &#8211; Destructoid","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/606922-AlpacaBallContestSwitchWinDestructoid.jpg?fit=1920%2C1080","datePublished":"2020-10-15T22:30:00+00:00","dateModified":"2020-10-15T22:30:00+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/606922-AlpacaBallContestSwitchWinDestructoid.jpg?fit=1920%2C1080","contentUrl":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/606922-AlpacaBallContestSwitchWinDestructoid.jpg?fit=1920%2C1080","width":1920,"height":1080},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/contest-win-alpaca-ball-allstars-for-switch\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Contest: Win Alpaca Ball: Allstars for Switch"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#website","url":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/","name":"Destructoid","description":"Probably About Video Games","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#organization"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":"required name=search_term_string"}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#organization","name":"Destructoid","url":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/destructoid-logo-new.png?fit=611%2C104","contentUrl":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/destructoid-logo-new.png?fit=611%2C104","width":611,"height":104,"caption":"Destructoid"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/"},"sameAs":["https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Destructoid\/","https:\/\/x.com\/destructoid","https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/destructoid\/","https:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/company\/jbsgame.com\/","https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/DTOID"]},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#\/schema\/person\/332d5bf187216f7f251ddb9f5138fa79","name":"Wes Tacos","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/34d24897b3a129cdbe08a903b6f0c078","url":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Wes-Tacos-avatar-96x96.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Wes-Tacos-avatar-96x96.jpg","caption":"Wes Tacos"},"description":"Contest Baboon, part-time Mod, full-time dick joke specialist. Destructoid's official Hot Biscuits. I've personally backed exactly one KickStarter\/crowdfunding project: Sony's PlayStation, by Dtoid community member darrenhupke.","url":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/author\/wes-tacos\/"}]}},"apple_news_notices":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/606922-AlpacaBallContestSwitchWinDestructoid.jpg?fit=1920%2C1080","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260706"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=260706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260706\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/260705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=260706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=260706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=260706"},{"taxonomy":"internal-label","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/internal-label?post=260706"},{"taxonomy":"invoiceable_action","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/invoiceable_action?post=260706"},{"taxonomy":"article_type","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/article_type?post=260706"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=260706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}