{"id":597734,"date":"2024-09-15T09:30:05","date_gmt":"2024-09-15T14:30:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/?p=597734"},"modified":"2024-09-15T09:30:11","modified_gmt":"2024-09-15T14:30:11","slug":"super-crazy-rhythm-castle-might-just-be-the-most-fun-ive-had-all-year-and-its-free-now-on-epic-games","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jbsgame.com\/super-crazy-rhythm-castle-might-just-be-the-most-fun-ive-had-all-year-and-its-free-now-on-epic-games\/","title":{"rendered":"Super Crazy Rhythm Castle might just be the most fun I’ve had all year and it’s free now on Epic Games"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every so often, a game comes along which injects pure joy into the lives of those who play it. One such game, Super Crazy Rhythm Castle<\/em>, is currently available for free on Epic Games Store and I urge you to go and give it a try. <\/p>

Super Crazy Rhythm Castle<\/em> might be, and I don\u2019t say this lightly, the most fun I\u2019ve had playing a video game in a very long time. I have laughed so hard I\u2019ve been reduced to tears and been physically incapable of continuing before getting a grip, I\u2019ve thrown a soccer ball at my fianc\u00e9s head (in-game, of course, I\u2019m not a total monster) in order to stop him from scoring more points than me, and I\u2019ve raced along the river in a musically charged boat. <\/p>

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Essentially, Rhythm Castle<\/em> is Guitar Hero<\/em> with the added side-problem of puzzles needing to be solved. While you\u2019re trying to play the music in time with the moving colored blocks, you also need to stop some bizarre baby creatures from screaming by kicking gems into their faces (seriously!), or use weed killer to prevent vines from covering the moving platform of notes.\u00a0<\/p>

The \u2018Super Crazy\u2019 part is taken very literally in Rhythm Castle<\/em>, and everywhere you go there\u2019s something new, hilarious, and at times highly frustrating to overcome. For instance, at one point the king (who you\u2019re trying to beat musically, at least I think that\u2019s the end goal of the game) decides that simply throwing music challenges at you isn\u2019t enough. To amuse himself, and make things harder on you, he decides that the platform on which you stand needs to spin around in circles. <\/p>

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Now, I know my left from my right. I\u2019ve gone approximately three decades knowing how to use my hands, and yet when the notes begin spinning around in circles, it\u2019s hard to remember which side is which and whether I\u2019m even the right way up. That level has a warning for those who suffer from motion sickness. If that doesn\u2019t reflect the frustration you may feel while playing it, then nothing will. <\/p>

The music in Rhythm Castle <\/em>is hugely varied, and there\u2019s something for everyone. In the first six songs, I heard everything from Hippo and Frog<\/a> (which is what reduced me to tears, and I\u2019m still not quite sure why) to Heavy Metal, which is exactly as it sounds. In between, you\u2019re treated to this absolute earworm that is still stuck in my head days later and is now a permanent addition to my soundtrack of life:<\/p>

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There’s even an area where you can take game cartridges, which are found through the rest of the game, to play old video game soundtracks. I won’t spoil what’s to come if you choose to play, but you’re in for a wild ride of both nostalgia and mild panic. <\/p>

Anyway, like I said, Super Crazy Rhythm Castle<\/em> is currently available for free on Epic Games Store<\/a>. If you\u2019ve got some friends who you want to drag on an absolutely bizarre ride through music, then you\u2019ve got nothing to lose by downloading it. I\u2019m not sure I would have ever played if it hadn\u2019t come up for nothing, but I\u2019m forever going to be thankful that I\u2019ve experienced the crazy joy that it brings.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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